he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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