And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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