We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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