OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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