You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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