Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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