do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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