i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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