Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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