But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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