On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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