I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We left the knife in your bed.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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