we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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