so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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