So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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