I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Randomize