Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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