"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I love you. Go after that dick
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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