i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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