hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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