How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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