We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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