I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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