Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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