After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
a search helicopter?!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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