you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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