We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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