chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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