just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
