On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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