I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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