Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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