my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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