so explain again why im purple
no
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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