ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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