first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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