Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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