I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
someone owes me an orgasm
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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