i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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