Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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