You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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