When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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