She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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