Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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