are you so shy because you have an std?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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