I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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