just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
