Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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