butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
thus making me awesome and them whores
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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