he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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