I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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