that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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