he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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