You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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