Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
