sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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