once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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