idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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