Its about making memories worth repressing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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