Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Randomize
